Street Art D.C.

To be perfectly clear I live in a suburb OUTSIDE of D.C. Residents of D.C. take offense to you saying you live in D.C. when you actually don’t. In defense of the suburbs nobody really know any of them by name so it’s just easier to say “Washington, D.C.” or “DMV”. Either way I hardly…

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Prenatal & Postpartum Depression… and everything in between.

All I could think about when I was younger was how I couldn’t wait to be grown. Now look at me… wishing to be young again. Growing up ain’t all it cracked up to be. I would like to know where I can return this adult and get my younger self back? Most days I…

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Why is being a mom so hard?… and coffee cake.

“You shouldn’t hold him so much” said the nail tech as she started my pedicure. The one I had hesitated getting because I had the baby with me and I knew I wouldn’t be able to really relax. If you saw my feet you would know this was a matter of life or death tho.…

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Please don’t wake me up…

I can be lazy… ok ok,  I am lazy but that has also made me very efficient. If you want to find an easier way of doing something ask a lazy person. I also very, very productive but in the laziest way possible. I make these huge to do list and commit to checking off…

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School is closed again?!?!

About 8:50pm I got the dreaded text message “Code Red Prince William County Schools closed for Inclement Weather… High Winds. Ok LOOK… Im about sick and tired of this school closing ONCE A WEEK! At least! I have no problem with my child being at home but they have been out of school a lot.…

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Dear Son…

January 9th seemed like another day in my pregnant life. I woke up and ate a bowl of cereal, my favorite food at the . The heartburn the night before had been especially terrible and I was really at the point of staging a sit in at the hospital until they decided to take this…

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My Pre-Teen Prayer

Heavenly Father, I call on you right now in a special way. It is through your power that Kristian was created and it will be through your power that she stays alive… Cause I’m about to choke her. No Lord really, thumbs to the back of her throat type choke. She is really testing me…

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Please Stop Talking to Pregnant Women

I can never understand people’s obsession with pregnant women and the complete lack of manners and tact when talking to them. Its like the person will die if they don’t comment on your pregnancy or give you unsolicited advice. Common sense just goes out the window. These are a few things that are NOT acceptable…

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Week 26: These are the FAKE contractions?

This isn’t my first pregnancy but I feel like it is. Tummy Tickles are all the things I find funny about this experience, I hope they make you laugh as well… God was gracious enough to remove all memory of anything that happened 12 years ago. In my mind I woke up and there was…

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