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Motherhood

My Pre-Teen Prayer

Heavenly Father,

I call on you right now in a special way. It is through your power that Kristian was created and it will be through your power that she stays alive…

Cause I’m about to choke her.

No Lord really, thumbs to the back of her throat type choke. She is really testing me and I just can’t stand by and let it keep happening. I’m new to the area and I’m not sure how people here feel about a swift karate chop in the thoke. You said children are a gift and right now I’m really looking for the receipt. She gotta go back to where she came from, Its close to black friday and I probably could get a good even exchange for an upgraded model. Give me back my sweet baby before she turned into this “I know everything about everything”

Truth is…

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Physically, mentally, emotionally, and any other -ally you can think of. Being pregnant and dealing with a hormonal pre-teen isn’t the ministry that I signed up for Lord. I’m ready for the choir or even the usher board but nah… not this. Only one person in this house is going to have an attitude and its the person carrying a whole ‘nother person inside them.

Tame her tongue Lord or Imma have to lay these holy hands on her. Quicken my feet Jehovah and give me the strength of 1,000 men to not spare the rod cause this child is getting spoiled.

Give me the patience Lord to train her up in the way that a child should go cause right now she is obviously lost and this belt is about to GPS her back on track.

You entrusted me with her and I know you don’t make any mistakes so right now I need all the help I can get. I need the armor and the angels, the grace and the mercy, favor and refuge to get through this stage. If this experience is designed to get me closer to you then you about to be sick of me. I’m dragging the hem of your garment Lord asking for your help. I know you hear me my humble cries. Amen

A tired mom of a pre-teen.

 

 

Food

My cast iron died…

I’ve always had a love for Cast Iron. Its probably because thats all my grandma and mom really cooked with besides a pyrex dish. Culinary school gave me a new appreciation for it as well. You can literally cook everything in cast iron. If well kept it can work better than any non stick skillet. …

Motherhood

Please Stop Talking to Pregnant Women

I can never understand people’s obsession with pregnant women and the complete lack of manners and tact when talking to them. Its like the person will die if they don’t comment on your pregnancy or give you unsolicited advice. Common sense just goes out the window. These are a few things that are NOT acceptable …

Food

My grandma never measured anything…

I miss being at home in Birmingham. When this happens I usually just eat my way through it. My grandma is the queen of throwing something together. Look at that face! She bleeds peppermint candy and Pepsi and I love her so much. I mean she invented Chopped in her kitchen. No recipe ever tasted …

Food

Date Night Kinda Fail

Earlier this week my husband and I snuck out for a random date night. The clock is ticking on how long we will be able to do that. There is a little pub near our home that we had found the day before looking for brunch spots and I was impressed with their food and …

Motherhood

Week 28: 3rd Trimester….

I know you didn’t walk into this Uterus and think you were bringing 1st trimester with you?? Nah she aint welcome in this house. The past 3 days have been a whirlwind of WTF is going on. Yeah I was uncomfortable but that was becoming normal. Sure I got a little back pain but that’s …

LifeStyle

Week 27: Prenatals be on that BS

Ok.. ok… I know what you’re going to say. “Its essential to the baby!” “You need them for vital development” Yeah. Yeah. yeah… Sure prenatal vitamins benefits far outweigh some of their awful side effects. We ALLLLLL know and accept this to be true… however…. Nobody thought to tell me how much my hair would …

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